My thighs are bigger than my chances in life tbh
my natural hair is messier than my life
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- *it starts raining*
- me: yes
- *lighting appears*
- me: yES
- *thunders explode*
- me: YES
- *raining intensifies*
- me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
give me hickeys and tell me you never want to be without me
School taught me a lot of stuff, but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes.
excuse me who the hell is adding proper capitalization and punctuation to my posts im having u taken to the police
My word means nothing to you. weve been dating for over a year and you still cant just trust me… Thats all ive wanted our entire relationship and you cant even give it to me. Do you think im a bad person? Im not the same person i was years ago. grasp the present. the past is behind you…
if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water
Person:“So what’s your taste in music?”
Me: “Screamo ukulele rap.”
Person: …
Me: “Oh, and your face.”
“if you don’t want me to i won’t sleep with girls on holiday”
lol if u have to ask me for approval or disapproval then u need to gtfo
ok honestly if you’re ever curious about anything, get me sleep deprived and asked me at 3 in the morning and you’ll get a solid answer.
|don’t forget about me,
don’t forget about me,
even when I doubt you,
I’m no good without you|
purrbunny